allan
Calls the strats and built this website, so gets the most flattering bio. Has never made a wrong call. Has made several misunderstood ones.
- Comms volume
- Loud
- Mid-round calls
- Always correct
EuroCup champions · Est. CoD2 · UK
EuroCup champions. Four-time grand finalists. Three of them lost to Dignitas, and we're completely over it. Now four lads on CS2 at FACEIT level 9, which is level 10 if you squint and ignore last night.
Four players. One Discord channel. Twenty years of reflexes, give or take a few.
Calls the strats and built this website, so gets the most flattering bio. Has never made a wrong call. Has made several misunderstood ones.
Been here since Team-Geek. First through the door, every round. Buys the worst gun in the shop and turns down every drop on principle.
Holds the site nobody else wants. When it falls anyway, markb takes it back alone, while the rest of us watch from the spectator cam and learn.
Moves around the map at the speed of a snail. Doesn’t matter: the AWP and the Deagle land anyway. Raging on comms either way.
Other clans rebrand to escape their past. We rebranded because our past was too powerful.
The origin story. allan, wolv, markb, turpy, phonic9 and zaaro. The geeks shall inherit the server.
Multiplay i27 grand final. Lost 21–17 to Hybrid. Took home £100 and absolutely no bitterness whatsoever.
Back in the final. 2nd to Team Dignitas. Another £100. Consistency is a skill and we are very skilled.
Intel Core 2 Extreme Challenge, online CoD2 cup final. New name, same opponent. Dignitas 14, us 13. One round. We think about that round a lot.
CoD4 grand final vs Dignitas, and the first one as Watch and Learn. Multiplay filmed all 78 minutes of it. We have not watched it. Photographic evidence →
Champions of Europe. The whole continent. It says so right here on our own website.
FACEIT level 9. Watching demos. Learning. Mostly watching. Level 10 any day now.
Every trophy we own, plus the ones we were robbed of by ping, chairs and the sun.
Call of Duty 2. Europe. Won. We bring it up at every opportunity, including this one.
Mentioned on comms: weeklyMultiplay i27 in CoD2 (lost to Hybrid). i28 in CoD2, the Intel C2E online cup by a single round, and i40 in CoD4 (lost to Dignitas, Dignitas, Dignitas). Our trophy cabinet would be full if Dignitas had stayed at home.
Nemesis: DignitasLoading. Please do not refresh. The elo is coming. It has been coming for a while.
ETA: next session, probablyHonouring the retired. Restored from a 2006 backup found on a mate's old hard drive.
| Name | Status | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| turpy | Retired | Team-Geek. syKotic. Jersey hung in the rafters. Rafters also retired. |
| phonic9 | Retired | Team-Geek. syKotic. Hung up the mouse. Still owed a rematch by half of Newbury. |
| nano | Retired | CoD4 finalist. Still has a grudge against Dignitas, same as the rest of us. |
| blazy | Retired | i40 CoD4 finalist. Knew it was i40 the whole time and let us guess i45. |
| ??? | Unknown | The fifth man. Played a whole LAN final. Name lost to history. If this is you, get in touch. |
| zaaro | Retired? | Did the post-match interview after reaching the i28 final. Current status: Schrödinger’s teammate. |
2ND AT i28!!! posted by allan
Massive GG to everyone who came. Thanks to our sponsors (none). Demos up soon.
Comments (0) · Demos: still pending
You're not. But scrim requests are welcome. Bring a demo recorder so you've got something to study afterwards.